The worst thing that could ever happened
turned out to be the
Best thing
That could ever happened.
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
5:14 PM
Get Up~
These quotes are taken from test papers and essays submitted by students in high school and college on science and health.
1) When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.
2) H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
3) When you smell an odourless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
4) Water is composed of two gins, Oxigin and Hydrogin. Oxigin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
5) Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillar.
6) The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.
7) Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
8) Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
9) The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tens towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forgot where the sun joins in this fight.
10) To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.
Adapted from Make Them Laugh Help Them Learn - David W.F. Wong (Story 130)
