The worst thing that could ever happened
turned out to be the
Best thing
That could ever happened.
Monday, November 22, 2004
3:59 PM
Get Up~
havent been writing my blog for quite some time..lazy + no time..yah..can see through my guitar time table and next week have to go school almost everyday..tomorrow got Apex training and tuesday go rackey and wed, thurs and fri got guitar againz!
Anyway, think I show this joke to a lot off people ler..but never mind..I'll display it once againz!!! Real funny..haha!!!!!
A man wanted to run for office as mayor. He was told that to get the votes, he needed to go out to the villages where most of the people lived. So he went out to a remote village. The village chief gathered all the people together to hear him.
"If you elect me as your mayor, I will dig a well for every family."
"The people looked at him, and said, ‘Oom-pah-pah."
Not knowing what that meant, he continued, "And if you elect me, I will bring electricity to every home."
The people looked at him, and said, "Oom-pah-pah, Oom-pah-pah."
"And if you elect me, I will build for you a school, a clinic and a football field."
The people shouted, "Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!"
And so it continued. The speaker made his election promises and the people shouted at the top of their voices: "Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!"
After the rousing speech and the enthusiastic response, the speaker felt very good, and decided to call it a day.
The chief invited him to his house for a cup of tea. As they walked towards the chief’s house, they passed some cows standing around. The chief said to the man, "Be careful-do not step on the oom-pah-pah."
Adapted from Make Them Laugh Help Them Learn – David W.F. Wong (Story 15)