The worst thing that could ever happened
turned out to be the
Best thing
That could ever happened.
Sunday, November 28, 2004
5:45 PM
Get Up~
Signs and notices in countries where English is not regularly spoken can be outrageously funny.
1) Tokyo hotel: It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing please not to read notis.
2) Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
3) Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
4) Hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
5) Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
6) Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
7) Japanese hotel: you are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
8) Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
9) Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety if entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
10) Moscow hotel opposite Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russians and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Adapted from Make Them Laugh Help Them Learn - David W.F. Wong (Story 127)
