The worst thing that could ever happened
turned out to be the
Best thing
That could ever happened.
Saturday, November 27, 2004
5:50 PM
Get Up~
These are actual labels found on consumer products.
1) On a helmet mounted mirror used by American cyclists: Remember, objects in mirror are actually behind you.
2) On a New Zealand insect spray: This product is not tested on animals.
3) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
4) On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
5) On a string of China-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
6) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions – open packet, eat nuts.
7) On a blanket from Taiwan: Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
8) On a Nytol sleep aid: Warning - may cause drowsiness.
9) On a hotel shower cap: Fits one head.
10)On a child’s Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Adapted from Make Them Laugh Help Them Learn - David W.F. Wong (Story 126)
